Damp Donk!

Emulating the stupid chinese water buffalo that AAN reported on recently, stupid donkey Eeyore (real name), fell down a well recently, prompting yet another deployment of our emergency services to rescue a helpless and hapless creature.

Click here for a chance to see recently rescued and thoroughly depressed Eeyore moping around his paddock.

Bouncing Bears!!

Take one tree, one bear, a tranquilizer dart and a trampoline and what do you have? A Bouncing Bear of course!

What a load of Bull

Charlie the Charolais bull had a lucky escape recently when he found himself stranded on a Cornwall Cliff. A full scale operation involving the Royal Navy, RSPCA and Coast guard was put into action, and £10 000 later the brave bovine beast was winched to safety!

Well Lucky

A water buffalo in Liuzhou, China had a lucky escape recently after its obsession with the very thing it's named after got out of hand, and he fell down a well. Villagers who winched the hapless bovine beast back up using the well's rope said that while it was an unfortunate incident, the animal's plight pails into insignificance compared with the most recent animal disaster on their collective when 3 wart hogs got stuck in a chimney.

It's a dog save cat world!

For all those negative types who say that it's each animal for it's self in a crisis, Leo is here to prove you wrong. Dogs do have a more humane side. During a fire in Melborne, Australia. Leo bravely risked his life to save every dogs biggest enemy, the pesky kitten. Whilst the useless humans fled the building leaving behind the cardboard box of defenceless kitty cats, Leo stayed behind until the fire-brigade arrived to save the pussies.

Video available at BBC news