Showing posts with label monkeys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkeys. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 February 2009

There's sNOw news like snow news

News of our beloved animal friends snow antics is coming to us in a veritable flurry, so time for an update;



Twycross Zoo have reported that their elephants are in the midst of a snow dance performance possibly hoping for sunnier weather soon.





London Penguins are said to be "baffled by white flakes in the sky" but later "proved their mettle and ventured outdoors to inspect a scene they had never seen before – snow."



In Bristol the lion-tailed macaque monkeys have been happily playing outside in the snow, enjoying a light hearted snowball fight. Allegations that they were not monkeys but rather UWE students who had broken in during their day off has been strongly denied by zoo officials.

Sunday, 1 February 2009

But why?



And we thought monkey karate was exploitative!

Say NO to monkeys sitting on a goat tightrope walking!

Friday, 30 January 2009

DO NOT DEFILE MY TEMPLE!



The BBC have reported a loyal follower of the hindu god Hanuman has been defending his temple. The local infidels had been planing in destroying the temple just to widen some poxy road. We salute this faithful agent of Hanuman.

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Excuse me, do you have a monkey up your blouse?



When I see apparently pregnant women I often think “are they preggers or do they have a sedated monkey up their blouse?”

It therefore comes as no surprise to me that Gypsy Lawson has used this cunning ruse to smuggle a monkey into the USA. The stunt was missed by dozy US customs staff and only came to light after she bragged about it to a store clerk.

Next time you see a suspicious pregnant woman we suggest you check and ask, you might get a surprising response!

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Say NO to monkey water skiing!

Sorry folks another shocking case of monkey abuse has been brought to our attention.

Those Japs are at it again now forcing the poor little primates into a life of Water skiing!! Sure it looks fun but we don't see their life jackets, it's sure to end in tears. SAY NO MONKEY ABUSE!!

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

War chimp

We at animal news feel that at times of war it is important to remember not only the suffering of humans but also our animal friends. But times of trouble can also be a time of hope and joy at the humanity of some.



Mapima (pictured above) was being abused by Congolese troops, beaten up and starved. Luckily for her a Israeli aid worker Eyal Reinich spotted the distressed primate and arranged her rescue.



Mapima (see below) is now doing well under the supervision of Congolese Institute for the Conservation of Nature (ICCN) trained caregivers. Hurray!

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Bizarre friendship frenzy

In the wake of our recent post on unlikely animal friendships, a veritable pandemic of interspecies chumminess has been brought to the attention of Animal News. Be inspired!

tortoise + hippo
An orphaned hippo in kenya has been adopted by a giant tortoise, in a mutually beneficial display of animal friendship. It is said of the tortoise: "motherhood has really brought her out of her shell!"


chimp + tiger cubs
Anjana, a chimpanzee, has adopted two tiger cubs in Florida.



elephant + sheep
From metro:
Themba the abandoned baby elephant has someone to give him that warm, fuzzy feeling at long last – Albert the sheep.

The six-month-old was introduced to Albert, two, after he was orphaned with little hope of survival.

Despite a few teething problems, the two are now best friends, and spend hours playing and cuddling.


dog + monkey
From the New York Post:

It was love at first sight for a puppy and a monkey at a zoo in China.

A worker at the Nanhai Zoo who takes her 6-month-old pooch with her to work noticed the pup and the monkey had an instant attraction.

Now the tiny simian feeds the canine bananas and brushes his hair, and the dog lets his pal ride on his back.
That really is bananas!

dog + kittens
From the wires:
A female dog is nursing a litter of kittens which were orphaned when their mother died in China.

Their owner, Cai, of Jiangmen, said he has been raising cats and dogs together for more than 10 years, and they all got along together well. But this was the first time he had ever seen kittens being nursed by a dog, he told the local Guangzhou Daily.

The four kittens seemed happy and content with their new mother's milk, while the dog was tending to its adopted family with love and care, Cai added.

"Several days ago, the kittens' mother died after eating a poisoned rat, leaving behind a litter of kittens without a source of milk," he said. "The kittens' cries may have stirred the dog's maternal nature, since it too had recently given birth. It volunteered to take over and feed the kittens of its old friend."

The dog's own puppies had been taken away by one of its grown-up offspring. Cai said: "That's perhaps another reason why the dog adopted the kittens. She lost all of her own children."


rabbit + kittens
The BBC reports on Summer the Rabbit, of Aberdeen, who has adopted six three-week old kittens.

Veterinary nurse Melanie Humble says: "the kittens seemed to really like her [Summer] and thought she was their mother. They were trying to get milk from her and climbing over her. And Summer was not bothered by them at all. Summer is five months old and she's gigantic. It is lovely to see them all together."

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Keep saying NO to monkey karate

Another shocking case of a monkey being forced into a life of karate has come to the attention of Animal News.

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Say NO to monkey karate!

TMZ has a story on the latest incidence of monkey abuse:
Yachan is a black belt wearing primate who not only knows how to kick, punch, flip and do push-ups, but also has a part time job cleaning tables at a local bar -- just like Ralph Macchio!
We think this is abuse of monkey labour!



Update! Several readers have pointed out that Yachan appears to be the same monkey as the ape at the centre of an earlier monkey labour rights scandal (see our report here).

Thursday, 16 October 2008

Monkey Metro


In scenes reminiscent of 1933 black & white classic "King Kong", a monkey on the loose in the Tokyo Subway alarms commuters. Born free!

Too much monkey business!

Monkey trade unions are swinging from trees with rage at reports that a monkey in Japan is being paid tips only and not minimum wage soya beans to serve drinks and hot towels in a downtown bistro.