I have nothing to declare! Well except that I've got crabs

Readers will be glad to hear that whilst the US custom staff can miss monkey smuggling they are more apt at detecting crabs.

A Mexican citizen has been fined $1,910 for "not declaring crabs" after he was found in possession of 191 crabs when crossing a south Texas international bridge.

We advise all travellers to the USA to tell customs of any crabs they maybe bringing into the country or risk a similar fine.