In a rare show of intra-peninsular friendship, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Republic of Korea (more popularly known as North and South Korea, respectively) are joining forces in their quest to clone the rare Mount Paektu Tiger.
This ostensibly ecological project already has a pending European patent.
However, some commentators are concerned that the purpose of this research, so far as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is concerned, is for scientists to aquire the know-how to embark on a much more sinister cloning attempt.... creating multiple copies of 'Dear Leader' Kim Jong-il.
The recent disappearance of Kim Jong-il, and the subsequent failed attempt at a cover-up featuring the shameless use of Photoshop, has been interpreted by some news sources as an indication that the Dear Leader is in failing health. But Animal News wonders whether this absence from public life is because the North Korean leader is busy being cloned...
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