Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Pet eats wig in bald move

In an unorthodox twist on a high-protein diet, 2008 saw a wig amongst the ten weirdest things eaten by pets.

The list in full:
1. Ten-inch tent peg
2. Christmas decoration (star shaped)
3. Kitchen knife
4. Alphabet fridge magnets
5. Man’s wig
6. Ann Summers underwear
7. Bell
8. Fishing hook
9. Socks
10. Rubber duck
The pet that ate the rubber duck was taken to see a doctor - but Animal News reckons taking the confused animal to a quack would have been more appropriate.

And the award for animal fashion victim of 2008 goes to...

Hat tip: Robino

More pics available at flickr

Happy new year to all animal news lovers!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

This cow is in no MOOd for laughing - it's just been hit by a plane!

A plane making an emergeny landing accidentally bashed a cow while touching down - knocking the poor creature over. Animal News would like to know when pilots will finally realize that a cow is not a substitute for a runway!

Monday, 22 December 2008

Contacts make cat's eyes see again


Sky News:
Ernest the cat has had his sight restored by contact lenses in what is believed to be a medical first.

Pooh art continues to defy credit crunch


Following our earlier report of an original Pooh drawing fetching a cool £31 200 at auction, new records have been set as "He Went On Tracking, And Piglet ... Ran After Him" went under the hammer at £115,250.

Glimmer of hope for turkies at Xmas


From the Daily Express:
No wonder Terence the turkey keeps himself apart from his pals. He’s not going to be a Christmas dinner.  The lucky bird managed to dodge being someone’s main course because he has become one of the family down at the farm. 

Farmer Roger Barron, 53, and wife Marianne, 49, are so attached to him they’ve invited him for Christmas.  At their turkey farm in Essex, Marianne said: "There was something different about him.  He was more brazen, jumping on bales of hay, squawking and showing who was leader of the pack."

Before long he was coming into the family home for food. Marianne said: "I couldn’t bear having him slaughtered with all the rest.  So Terence is going to be guest of honour at our dinner table. He will have a special place laid. While we’re tucking into one of his old pals, he’ll be feasting on a plateful of grain. He won’t get any bubbly, though. We don’t want a drunken bird. After all, the cure would be cold turkey."
Meanwhile, less fortunate turkies are getting their own back on humans from beyond the grave.

Love triangle results in rampage from rhino with the horn


Sky News reports:
A rhinoceros embroiled in a love triangle has caused chaos after becoming jealous and rampaging after his cheating mate.
See this news report for more:

Gua-NO!


Pigeon poop has caused the destruction of a gas station canopy. Biological warfare!

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Zookeepers vow end to sprout stench shenanigans


The Metro writes about a King Kong Pong:
Zoo-keepers have apologised to visitors for the stench coming from a gorilla enclosure after feeding the animals sprouts.

'Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don't think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong,' said Michael Riozzi of Chessington Zoo in Surrey.

Outfoxed by smelly 'dog'


From the wires:
A Chinese man was shocked to discover the dog he had raised from a pup was actually a rare Arctic fox.

Zhang, of Tunkou, bought what he thought was an all-white Pomeranian dog for £60 a year ago on a business trip. But he found the dog hard to tame, it would often bite him and had several unusual traits, he told the Wuhan Evening Post.

"It can't bark but instead makes little 'em em' noises, and its tail has been growing longer and longer," he said. "The most annoying thing is that starting this summer, the dog became very smelly. Even when we gave it a daily shampoo bath, the smell was still strong."

Zhang took his 'dog' to a local zoo for answers, and it turned out the dog is actually an Arctic fox, a protected rare species. He has now donated the animal to the zoo.