Damp Donk!

Emulating the stupid chinese water buffalo that AAN reported on recently, stupid donkey Eeyore (real name), fell down a well recently, prompting yet another deployment of our emergency services to rescue a helpless and hapless creature.

Click here for a chance to see recently rescued and thoroughly depressed Eeyore moping around his paddock.

Well Lucky

A water buffalo in Liuzhou, China had a lucky escape recently after its obsession with the very thing it's named after got out of hand, and he fell down a well. Villagers who winched the hapless bovine beast back up using the well's rope said that while it was an unfortunate incident, the animal's plight pails into insignificance compared with the most recent animal disaster on their collective when 3 wart hogs got stuck in a chimney.