Anything A Monkey Can Do, Squirrels Can Do Too!

Not to be out done by those Japanese Monkeys reported about below, a daredevil squirrel has stepped up to the plate and donned a pair of water skis himself! Amazing Animal News wonders where will these animal watersports end?

Foreigners attack christmas

A shocking attack on Christmas has been reported in Bath. Rogue American Squirrels have attempted to destroy Christmas after an assault on the rotary club Christmas lights.

Revenge is on the minds of the Rotary club, a member said "they have got our bulbs but we will get their nuts"

A political storm has also been felt after this criminal activity, Mr Daniel Lake, a University of Bath BNP activist (07856 335201) said " this is typical of these Yankee foreign invaders, they have no respect for our culture and traditions, they should be thrown out of the country"

Pigeons in animal-espionage shocker

Tensions between Iran and the animal world have been sent to breaking point with the shocking arrest of two pigeons at Natanz, near Iran's uranium enrichment facility. Iran claims the pigeons were sent on a spying mission with high tech 'metal rings' and 'invisible string'.

There is currently no news on where the inmates are being kept, or their condition.

This is the latest in a line of arrests of animal visitors to the country. In July 2007 14 squirrels were detained on the Iranian border alleged of spying for the enemy.