Showing posts with label crabs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crabs. Show all posts

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

I have nothing to declare! Well except that I've got crabs



Readers will be glad to hear that whilst the US custom staff can miss monkey smuggling they are more apt at detecting crabs.

A Mexican citizen has been fined $1,910 for "not declaring crabs" after he was found in possession of 191 crabs when crossing a south Texas international bridge.

We advise all travellers to the USA to tell customs of any crabs they maybe bringing into the country or risk a similar fine.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Give this octopus an asbo!

  • juggling hermit crabs
  • trying to smash open his aquarium with a rock
  • feng shui against the wishes of tankmates
  • causing blackouts with well aimed water jets...
...all in a day's anti-social behaviour for Otto the Octopus.