A hare-raising adventure

A hare foetus rescued from its dog-butchered mother is being raised as an orphan by a Hampshire family. And the hare and new owners are sure to become bosom bodies - because 'Miracle' is being housed for warmth in Margi Heath's bra!

The Daily Telegraph reports that originally 'Miracle' and her dead mother were destined to become Sunday lunch:

"The hare was so beautiful, I just couldn't bare [sic] to throw her away. I thought she'd make a nice meal so started gutting her."

So it seems like 'Miracle' truly was just a hare's breadth from death.... but luckily her beating heart was spotted just before she was turned into a nice hearty stew!

Have YOU got a bat in your bra?

Watch out bats about! Signs the housing market crisis is beginning to hit even the animal kingdom have been felt in Norwich. A big bosomed Norwich resident, Miss Stephanie Hawkin was shocked to find that a bat moved into her bra.

‘It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it." she said to reporters.

Amazing animal news advises all readers to look out for unusual movement inside your underwear.

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